Sariel's Cartel

Sariel's Cartel [CAATL]

CEO: Unknown
0 members
Mar 2, 2025(1y)
0% tax
Combat
Kills17
Losses0
Efficiency100%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed583.51m
Lost0
ISK Eff.100%
Balance+583.51m
Activity
Solo Kills1
Final Blows4
Points17
Members0
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Bio

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恐怖はあなたの最初の障害です ''Fear is your first obstacle''
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Welcome, prospective applicant! If you’re reading this, congratulations—you have either an impeccable sense of opportunity or a tragically short lifespan. Either way, we like your style.

Here at Sariel's, we believe in progress. The problem is, progress is slow, expensive, and largely hoarded by people who don’t deserve it. That’s where we come in. We’re in the asset liberation business. Some might call it piracy, but we prefer the term ''hostile wealth redistribution for a cause'' or HWRFAC..... umm, well if that makes any sense... who wrote this?.

Well dam, still reading?... ok, uhhh... We are interested in lively folks that see an opportunity and floor it faster than a panda eats bamboo!. The unafraid of the unknown, the unwavering seekers of wisdom thru violence. Those free personalities with dreams larger than life and well outside our f*cking budget. This is why there’s no retirement plan, but don’t worry—your volunteers are more than happy to fund one for you. The writers told us that would click with most folk, if it didn't, we meant hulls destroyed....


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DISCLAIMER: The legal guys said to put something here but I lost the paper....
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Solo Kills0
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