Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube

Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube [TMTBL]

9 members
Apr 2, 2022(4y)
10% tax
Combat
Kills126
Losses98
Efficiency56%
Danger Ratio82%
ISK
Destroyed160.72b
Lost27.05b
ISK Eff.86%
Balance+133.67b
Activity
Solo Kills14
Final Blows31
Points126
Members9
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses3
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost8.23b
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Tears-Makes-The-Best-Lube – All Hail the Drunken Throne

This is not a corp.
This is a benevolent dictatorship… if “benevolent” means unstable and “dictatorship” means bring your own beer.

Our Glorious Leadership:

Supreme Overlord Vor Stack – Perma-drunk visionary. Makes strategic decisions based on gut feeling and empty cans.

Commissar Underworld – Vanished into his Bradley, emerging only to remind us he still outranks you.

Gate Martyr Firewolf – Lives to die first. Usually on a gate. Sometimes in station.

Mandatory Citizen Duties:

50M+ SP and 2 TOONS (because one is for fighting and one is for “accidents”)

Obey fleet pings… or be labeled a “strategic resource” in enemy space

Participate in PvP, PvE, and Industry across Null, Low, and High for the Glory of the State

Sell all loot to the Buyback Program (so leadership can afford more booze)

State Benefits:

Fleet ops at unpredictable times for maximum chaos

A strong tradition of ship explosions – sometimes even the enemy’s

No HR. No democracy. No mercy.

Join now, citizen.
Or be peacefully liberated at gunpoint.
Active Members
Stats
Kills0
Losses3
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost8.23b
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
NPC Losses0
Final Blows0
Points0