In the begining, there was nothing, and then from nothing, a voice spoke *insert lobster noises*.

And so it was, that our universe came to be, the stars in the sky, the air we breathe, the luscious greenery and the vibrant and varied wildlife. In this moment, the lobster was pleased.

As the millenia went on, the lobster gew lonely, it decided in its wisdom, to create monkey men that would slowly destroy his garden of eden in the space of a few hundred years thanks to industrialisation.

And with this, the lobster was content, it ascended back to the ethereal plane to watch over its creation, hoping they'd stop being smoothbrain morons.


Part 2 (The holy lobsters son T-Poses to wipe away the sins of the monkey men) Coming Soon.