If there's diamond rats
In your favourite belt
Who you gonna mail?
FOB Bashers!

If there's bashing pings
And you're not at war
Who you gonna mail?
FOB Bashers!

I ain't 'fraid of no FOB
I ain't 'fraid of no FOB

If you're seeing FOBs
In your agency
Who can you mail?
FOB Bashers!

A diamond rat
mining your ore
Ow, who you gonna mail?
FOB Bashers!

I ain't 'fraid of no FOB
I ain't 'fraid of no FOB
Who you gonna mail?
FOB Bashers!

If you're all alone
Open your mail
And batphone
FOB Bashers!

I ain't 'fraid of no FOB
Ooh, I hear it likes orcas
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no fob
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna mail?
FOB Bashers!

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a
Freaky fob, baby
You better mail
FOB Bashers!

Ow!
Lemme tell ya something
Bashin' makes me feel good!

I ain't 'fraid of no FOB
I ain't 'fraid of no FOB

Don't get caught alone oh, no
FOB Bashers!

When it comes through your tank
Unless you just want some more
I think you better mail
FOB Bashers!