"Let the gates to paradise open... but only if they want to. We respect their right to do as they please."
~Chalar Akaid

We at the Dinglibrium of Personkind believe that only by being nice enough, giving enough hugs, petting enough kittens and puppies, donating enough to charity, and so on... will the Eve gate open and usher all of personkind to a paradise.

It will be a paradise like no other! Cats and dogs getting along, free donuts on every Tuesday! HOLY HOLY HOLY DONUT HOLES!

We are now, as we speak, working on perfecting a hug beam for our improperly fit titans that will be capable of hugging EVERYONE ON A PLANET AT ONCE. BWAHAHAHAHA

Join us, and together we will be REALLY REALLY NICE to the galaxy!