Do you sometimes feel as if you missed a step of evolution?

Do you feel a stronger calling towards barbaric conquests of capitalism?

Well look no further.

Mongoloids United is a corporation of neanderthalic, driven businessmen and women who embody the ideals of "Unga Bunga Innovation". Our shotgun business style focuses on enabling and helping each other succeed in each of our unique desires. From harmless mining to aggressive siege, we're here to help our paleolithic brethren excel in this new world of intergalactic economics.