We will fly unbelievably far, fight dirty and cheat when necessary. The difficult done immediately, the impossible done by appointment only. Wars fought for reasonable rates, won for slightly higher. Ask about our special on plausible deniability.

Soldiers of Fortune
Bon Vivants
Casual Heroes
Snappy Dressers
Tigers Tamed
Church Socials Planned
Bars Emptied
Virgins Converted
Revolutions Started
Riots Intigated
Nymphomaniacs Cured
Prisioners Snached