Praise be unto the Colonel! I have received a divine vision from He Who Discovered the Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices!!!!! In this vision, The Colonel instructed me to found this corp to spread the love of His Holy Chicken to a sinful universe, And slay those who blaspeme against His Original Recipe. He told me that neither your SP nor trade nor wealth nor any other factor exclude you from His Holy Corporation (for it is not mine to say "yay" or "nay"). He said all that mattered was your love for KFC and your never ending hatred for blasphemers. He instructed that all actions, no matter how despicable, were permissible, yes holy, if carried out for His cause. He further instructed that blasphemers who demand to know why members of His Holy Corp behave the way they do, the only answers they are obliged to give are, "For the Colonel" "In the name of the Original Recipe" "Death to McDonalds" etc. This is sufficient in itself. He also told me that slain blasphemers would not arise in their clones, rather they would be cast into the Lake of Grease where they shall be tormented forever and ever. Praise be unto the Colonel. Then He showed me a vision of a Golden Chicken, below which were crossed swords. He said unto me: "Verily will you fight under the Emblem of the Warrior Chicken." I said, "Yes, Lord. Neither will I forget Your Nuggets and Tendies." "Tis well," he replied, "For they are also My Children, and they will give you strength during this great test: The War of the Chicken." And thus the vision ended, and I rose from my bucket of Original Recipe to create His corp, as He commanded. Join and we shall force blasphemers to accept the Way of the Colonel and His Chicken that proves He loves us. Or they will die. Praise be unto the Colonel!!!! The Alpha and the Omega and the Herbs and Spices in between!!!!