Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret, then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.
9. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
10. Press f1-f8 for diplomacy options
11. Teamwork is essential -- it gives the enemy other people to shoot at

"Have you seen those minmatar ships" "Yeah, last night i was trying to salvage one. took me 20 tries until the pilot convoed me and told me to stop"

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

"AFK for like 15 minutes. Girlfriend told me I had to pick between Eve and her. Need to help her pack."