Our society has flourished in the great expanse. Yet we are now faced with the growing threat of doggy doo spreading throughout our systems. Do not be fooled by these canine fart pebbles' appearances. These scooby butt dumplings are cunning and take the guise of common rock floating in the deep black. We know not what devious schemes the woofer stink pickles have in store for us but we know we must act!

We at the Ministry of Doggy Doo are committed to capturing these lupine toilet fish at all costs. Join us in our glorious purpose!