Make Eve Great Again


I've written hundreds of Corporation descriptions. People ask me all the time, "Trumplican, will you write a Corporation description for my Corporation?" I'm very good at it. This is why they ask me. A lot of the Corporation descriptions I've written have been for very big Corporations. You would know the Corporations if I told you. Big Corporations. Much bigger than this one, I have to tell you.

How great is this Corporation description going to be? Let's face it, this Coporation description just started and it's already the best Coporation description you've ever read. Nobody outwrites me when it comes to Coporation descriptions. Nobody.

I see bad Corporation descriptions all over the place. I read a Corporation description the other day that was written by the CEO. Nice guy-I like him-but he can't write a Corporation description to save his pod. Maybe he's a good CEO. (In fact, from what I been told, he's a mediocre CEO.) But a Corporation description writer? Please. He doesn't know what he's doing. I'm doing a much beter job. Believe Me.

As for this Corporation, I'm sure it'll be a tremendous success because I wrote the Coporation description.

Trumplican