The Department of Teabag Provisioning ensures that your teabag is provided in the correct manner, ensuring the fullest flavour and enjoyment is reached, both by the receiver, as well as the provider.

Some of our teabag range is known to have a 'musky' scent, providing the receiver with a long-lasting, tangy taste, that lingers in the mouth long the teabag has been provided.

We at Projectile Dysfunction only provide the finest of teabags from all around the world. Some of these tea crops are irrigated with tears to give them that salty taste that those hardened in Projectile Dysfunction crave.

If you would like to enjoy our teabags, please be sure to announce yourself in local and we shall be right there with our teabag range for you to sample, free of charge and with a complimentary napkin.