"...which brings us once again to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agender: 'The Meaning of Life'. Now, uh, Harry- you've had some thoughts on this..."

Harry: "That's right, yeah I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks and uh what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts: 1) People are not wearing enough hats. And, 2) Matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio as Orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia."

Board Member: "What was that about hats again?"