Corporate Code of Conduct
1. The capsuleer shall take all condiserable action to preserve the honor of his fellow corp mates.

2. The capsuleer shall leave his exotic dancers in the cargo hold during an egagement with the enemy.

3. The capsuleer shall endeavor to destroy the primary target designated by the fleet commander.

4. The capsuleer shall brush his teeth twice per day.

5. The capsuleer shall wash behind his ears.

6. The capsuleer shall thoroughly investigate market prices before buying Sansha Tags.

7. All hail the great benefactor Nick.