Swashbuckling bear-sheep-pilots who embrace the "F-it, how much Plex can we buy this week?" philosophy for EvE.

We won't hesitate to drop a marauder Fleet without Logi support on your 3-day old venture and then rob our kids' retirement accounts to keep CCP Plex values sky-high after our fleet gets anal-jammed by the alpha-raptors with no day jobs and heavy steroid & meth/pcp habits.

What we lack in skill, we make up for in enthusiasm and girth.

Some of us have more girth than others.

Swing buy, grab some Patron, and tell us your story - we are all brothers on the Dark Sea...

"We are poor little lambs
Who have lost our way.
Baa! Baa! Baa!
We are little black sheep
Who have gone astray.
Baa! Baa! Baa!

Gentlemen songsters off on a spree
Damned from here to eternity
God have mercy on such as we.
Baa! Baa! Baa!"