Catafalque Enterprises [CATAF]
3 members
May 23, 2016(10y)
0% tax
Combat
Kills0
Losses10
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost1.12b
ISK Eff.0%
Balance-1115298275
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows0
Points0
Members3
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses0
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
Catafalque Enterprises [CATAF]
Members
3
Founded
May 23, 2016 (10 years)
Tax Rate
0%
Combat
Kills0
Losses10
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost1.12b
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-1115298275
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows0
Points0
Members3
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses0
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
No data available
Bio
Michael Coffin, famous inventor of the Tech II Crew Storage Container presents:
CATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES
Do you wish to showcase your prized collection in STYLE and GLAMOUR? Is one of your crewmembers in DIRE NEED of doing involuntary E.V.A. work? We got your grounds covered!
Our prices are so steep, you'd think we're trying to bury ourselves in debt!
CATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES has a morbidly fascinating history, providing shelter to the homeless Minmatar slaves of Amarr VIII: Osiris, starting colonies for the finest materials and designing the caskets of SEVERAL royal Amarrians over the last few years. When after the succession trials the failed contestants had to commit ritual suicide, their families looked no further!"
"...And lastly, we would like to thank Michael Coffin for his amazing contributions to our morgue." - The Desolate Order
But don't get us wrong - we provide happiness to anyone! Slave, emperor, alive, dead? Doesn't matter. We'll even launch coffins into your local star *absolutely free!* do note, if your local star happens to be in a system with less than 0.3 security rating, shipping can take an hour or two.
"This is definetely not what I imagined being a space coffin." - SpeedWeed, titan pilot
NEW: PRESERVATION PODS*
ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR FAVORITE CORPSES DEGRADING LIKE PLANETBORNE MEAT?
Well cool down, Michael coffin presents: The Cryo Display Case!
The CDC can fit up to three precious human bodies per tube and will freeze them to prevent degradation until the heat death of the universe. Thanks to Caldari Navy technology, our glass walls do NOT stain from the constant frost, allowing you to perfectly display showcase your finest wares to visitors, friends and unwilling people alike. You can even see the remains of their implants if necessary!
Note: Yes, the CDC comes with a minibar.
CATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES
Do you wish to showcase your prized collection in STYLE and GLAMOUR? Is one of your crewmembers in DIRE NEED of doing involuntary E.V.A. work? We got your grounds covered!
Our prices are so steep, you'd think we're trying to bury ourselves in debt!
CATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES has a morbidly fascinating history, providing shelter to the homeless Minmatar slaves of Amarr VIII: Osiris, starting colonies for the finest materials and designing the caskets of SEVERAL royal Amarrians over the last few years. When after the succession trials the failed contestants had to commit ritual suicide, their families looked no further!"
"...And lastly, we would like to thank Michael Coffin for his amazing contributions to our morgue." - The Desolate Order
But don't get us wrong - we provide happiness to anyone! Slave, emperor, alive, dead? Doesn't matter. We'll even launch coffins into your local star *absolutely free!* do note, if your local star happens to be in a system with less than 0.3 security rating, shipping can take an hour or two.
"This is definetely not what I imagined being a space coffin." - SpeedWeed, titan pilot
NEW: PRESERVATION PODS*
ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR FAVORITE CORPSES DEGRADING LIKE PLANETBORNE MEAT?
Well cool down, Michael coffin presents: The Cryo Display Case!
The CDC can fit up to three precious human bodies per tube and will freeze them to prevent degradation until the heat death of the universe. Thanks to Caldari Navy technology, our glass walls do NOT stain from the constant frost, allowing you to perfectly display showcase your finest wares to visitors, friends and unwilling people alike. You can even see the remains of their implants if necessary!
Note: Yes, the CDC comes with a minibar.
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Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
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