Hello, if you're clicking this then you must be interested in purchasing some literature, propaganda, 'news' or any form of words applied to papyrus like substances from our fine writer(s).
Now, before we get down to brass tacks, there are a few rules!
First, payment. This is what I'm sure most people are curious about, so I'll put it here.
1,000 words = 100,000,000 isk. Maximum of 10,000 words, minimum of 1,000 words. Amount of words determined during negotiations. Half up front, half on delivery of story. Time should take no more than a week, rush jobs are available.
Now, rules on what can be written!
*This is all done IC, so eve online fanfiction is the most common, however I am willing to negotiate.
*Nothing too graphic. Romance is fine, but nothing sexual.
*No using people's names aside from yours. If you want another player in your story, nicknames are fine, but this is all supposed to be in fun so no dragging anyone through the dirt(at least their name).
*Doesn't have to be based on real events. You didn't really defeat four armageddon's in your tech 1 merlin? I won't tell. A common story is backstories.
*Give me a brief summary of what you want written. Can be a story, maybe a small battle report, a log of one of your characters adventures. Anything and everything.
*All stories will be put on the forums for future buyers to see and read. Your name can be striken from them if you wish and a nickname put in place.
*If for any reason I can't finish a story, full amount of money + 10% apology fee will be reimbursed. If I am unable to make the story to the designated length, then will round story down to the nearest 1,000 words and reimburse whatever was paid over that.

Finally, this is all just a test. I love writing, thought it would be fun to try. If it works, awesome. If It fails, well, I tried. So I'll do my best and see what it gets me.

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Hello, are you a corp or pilot who has a lot of fun blowing up things but is really tired of all that pesky paperwork. Tired of having to give long, drawn out reports of how the battle went, having to come up with words to describe your amazingness?
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Just message one of our fine*, upstanding** spokespeople and you too can hire our writers to do the writing for you for a modest fee.
Terms and conditions may apply. May cause loss of bladder control, jovian depression, an urge to pod someone you just met, piratical tendencies and the sudden need to spend 40 hours a week staring at gas and rocks while shooting them with lasers***.
* Not necessarily fine.
** Definitely not upstanding.
*** Only cure is self destruct and hoping your next clone knows better.