Brussels Sprouts are not renowned as the tastiest of vegetables, but what they lack in culinary satisfaction they make up for in fibre, cholesterol-lowering qualities and their stalwart mining operations.

Rich in both antioxidants and ISK; Sprouts are often seen sending waves of poorly to moderately fit frigates to their likely demise, safe in the knowledge that while metal, flesh and space goo can be destroyed; good nutrition remains.

Generally harmless and docile, Brussels Sprouts are nonetheless hazardous if left aside in favour of meat and allowed to collate and gather. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, remember: Finish your vegetables. Or your vegetables will finish you.