Listen up Biggety Bitches. You want real life, action packed, grab you by the seat of your goddamn chair and beat you with that burrito you left sitting on your desk for 3 fucking days because you were too busy mining your fucking brains out? Well shit...this is it. This is the life baby; a simple existence out here mining day in and day out. Stuggling to provide the small amount of comfort we so rightfully deserve as we pull in the next haul thinking to ourselves, "One day this'll make a difference." We push on yet again hoping that this may be our last and we are freed from our chains able to flee from this mortal coil we call Earth... and bound straight into the ball busting, head-smashing, butthole tingling excitement of motherfucking EVE Goddamn Online.

-Einstien Bitch.