One-Man Corporation of "Dafuq Yoowawnt"

I roam New Eden alone exploring systems, meeting people and doing whatever comes to mind. I'm not a "pirate" so much as I just do what I want and make ISK any way I can. If I can avoid stealing - I do, but I've found you have to work twice as hard to earn a living when it's honest.

** I'm not a cyno pilot here to hot-drop a fleet on your silly little alliance. **

** I don't care about your wars and I don't want to join your Corp, Alliance or your "gang". **

I just want to see what this universe has to offer and have a good time doing it.

Will I shoot you? Maybe . . . depends on what mood I'm in. But don't worry - I'm horrible at PVP and you likely will escape, kill me and take my pod for good measure. Just look at my zKillboard statistics if you don't believe me. I'm okay with who and what I am. But at least if we do decide to lock each other we will have fun doing so - no hard feelings.

Okay, maybe a few hard feelings if I lose my ship . . . I'm just a lonely poor pirate, after all.

- DAFUQ