In the ancient woods of yore
There lived a bear with taste for gore
This bear was evil to the core
Violence filled his every pore

He lived in shadows, hid from light
And ravaged anything in sight
An ursine demon filled with spite
Many felt his crimson bite

Many Heroes of the age
Were swallowed in his blinding rage
Although advised by many a sage
Not to let the bear engage

Even Priestess of The Moon
With a bottled regen rune
Faced the demon by Elune
But the bear was spell immune

Dragon Knight did bravely dare
To farm the woods without a care
But someone warned him: "Best beware!"
"Behind you there's a fucking bear!"

Dragon knew what this had meant
He will be raped without consent
In his mournful, bleak lament
He miss clicked on accident

He stunned a creep with Dragon's tail
Indeed it was an epic fail
He tried to run to no avail
The bear had ripped him scale from scale

Many others tried to fight
Morphling, Naga, Chaos knight
They got a taste of ursine might
Their hollow screams had pierced the night

In the end the Ancient fell
Priestess died while at the well
The bear exclaimed one final yell
"I am Ursa. Go to hell!"