Forced Education for Carebears, Starting at 50 Million ISK per Corp/week, Apply Today


Daily Regiment Includes: How to PVP, How NOT to mine during Wardec, How to watch local, How to sit properly in station, How to hug stations, And much much more.

Side effects may include but are not limited to, Crying, Unstable Emotions, Passive Agressive Smack Talk, Denial, Depression, NPC Corp Syndrome, Acute Rage Disorder, Sudden loss of Isk, Alcoholism, Dysentery, Vomiting, Blood Loss, Swelling of the face, throat, mouth, legs, feet or hands, Fever or flu-like symptoms, Heart Racing, Cardiac Arrest, Dizziness, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, HIV, Herpies and Death.


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