If you are any of the following:

-A person who has a zillion isk in their pocket cause they haven't undocked from Jita since 2003
-You own the swaggiest mining barge that there can be.
-You fly an Orca around to carry your stuff.
-You take no risks
-"What the heck are turret and launcher hardpoints for?"
-Have not killed a Unicorn within the last three millenia,
-Or, you sit on your lazy butt and expect ISK to flood your pants,

YOU MAY BE A CAREBEAR!

This has been a public service announcement from your friends at the Stardust Privateer Enterprises!