Sometimes you have the fun, sometimes the fun has you.

1. Pillage, then burn.
2. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
3. Never turn your back on an enemy.
4. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
5. Do unto others.
6. Only You can prevent Friendly Fire.
7. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
8. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
9. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
10. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
11. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
12. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
13. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "Reload".