We produce

Socrates, the father of philosophy and trolling realized that the kindest thing he could do for his beloved city and people, was to become a social gadfly

Our lives used to have a simple meaning one universal to all animals: To find food, shelter and pass on our genetic material. But we clever humans, after 300,000 years as a species wandering the earth were able to solve all three of these by inventing Agriculture, Houses, and Adult Friend Finder.com.

But every time we satisfied one need a new one arose in its place, until we reached the need to find needs.

The search for purpose.

Many ask themselves for what reason am I here?

What am I supposed to do with my life?

Well I can tell you you were supposed to spend your life hunting and gathering as you produced children to pass down your genetic code.

But that’s gone now, and as wonderful as this world is its also too easy.

You could say society is a lot like a overprotective mother, coddling us and making us weak by making our lives carefree.

So we fully intend on making our lives harder.

You might not fear the beast but you shall fear us.

For we troll

And we troll

Because I love you.