Fresh dairy products straight from the throbbing teets of happy Fedos.

Does your new Fedo companion seem sad and lonely? Are you unsure what to feed it? Are you having trouble safely distinguishing between the soft, pink udder and the soft, pink anal glands?

These are common problems of most new owners. Freerange Fedo Milks and Yogurts is seeking to educate New Eden about the hidden anatomical and culinary beauty that these majestic creatures possess.

With your agreement to follow the trademarked Freerange Fedo diet of a special blend of minerals, rogue drone detritus and Harroule Dryweed we will assist you in keeping your Fedo happy and healthy by administering weekly milkings along with complimentary draining of the anal scent glands when necessary.

We keep only 20% of the extracted milk and will happily neutralize the scent gland pulp.