In the beginning, there was darkness. Then, God queefed, creating the universe and New Eden. Buddha dumped him in disgust on the spot. In menstrual wrath, God created a great rainbow which rained queefs on the universe for forty days and nights at regular intervals. Whenever this great totem of butthurt appears, most of New Eden's residents scream in horror and plug their noses, but one corp inhales deeply and releases the ancient battlecry: Fabulous.