JellyFleet

JellyFleet [JFP0]Closed

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Sep 3, 2013(12y)
10% tax· 10% LP
Combat
Kills1
Losses16
Efficiency6%
Danger Ratio75%
ISK
Destroyed266.53m
Lost1.23b
ISK Eff.18%
Balance-963175023
Activity
Solo Kills0
Final Blows1
Points1
Members0
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses0
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio

"Marmalade on yer English muffin, ye say? Rubbish lad! It's JELLY ye be wantin'! If ye learn nothin' else from me, learn this: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE JELLY! Live by jelly, and yer life will be grand!
Now, listen to me good lad. Marmalade be NOT jelly!
Cannon-fire and gunsmoke, blood and screams! Those be jelly! Bodies of yer enemies, stacked to the top of the mast, THAT be jelly! Jelly be the loot ye plunder. Ten-thousand PLEX under yer pillow! Aye, jelly. Jelly be drinkin' rum and carryin' on, until yer brain be jelly! Jelly be the fine body of a sassy lass and jelly be the taste of that jelly. Jelly be the sound of a guitar in the hands of Jimi Hendrix, jelly be laughing yer ass off all night until yer face hurts so bad ye can't smile no more! Jelly be magic and magic be jelly!
Marmalade be not jelly. Marmalade be jellyish and sweet to be sure, but it be not jelly and ye will never profit by marmalade. Many a pirate and many a sorcerer have been destroyed by the allure and lies of marmalade. Marmalade be a trap for the blind and ignorant masses, tricks and lies to keep them from the jelly. Put marmalade far from yer mind for evermore, or else ye will amount to nothing.
Keep yer eye on the jelly, lad. Always on the jelly.
Hmmm... Truth be told, of all the jellies there be, I think raspberry be me favorite."

- Captain BoxJelly the Purplish
Pirate Captain & Sorcerer
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Efficiency0%
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ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
NPC Losses0
Final Blows0
Points0