Elysium Fieldss

Elysium Fieldss [EFSS]

1 members
Jul 9, 2013(12y)
7% tax
Combat
Kills59
Losses36
Efficiency62%
Danger Ratio89%
ISK
Destroyed8.33b
Lost7.88b
ISK Eff.51%
Balance+454.04m
Activity
Solo Kills6
Final Blows18
Points59
Members1
Last 90 Days
Kills0
Losses0
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
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Bio
Who are we?

A group of ragtag veteran MMO players trying to carve our little chunk out of the EVE multiverse. Yes we wrote multiverse, the propaganda has to start somewhere why not EVE. We operate in Low Sec and (NPC) null. ISK is good, PvP is meh ok, and politics are mostly void (Or we just choice to ignore them). It’s a winning formula for us.

What do we do, what do we offer?

- Indy stuff
- Small Gang PVP
- Trolling
- Losing Ships
- Occasionally Pod-killing one another
- Less occasionally pod-killing other people
(Not because we don’t want to, just because we suck too bad to do it)


What are we looking for?

If you’re still reading this we feel for you, you might just be in worse shape than we are. However, if your still interested in this pursuit of death, or most likely happen to be an Awox character who needs to hide in a legitimate (almost) corporation well than below is our strict criteria for joining us. After all Internet spaceships are serious business.

- Know what the acronym EVE stands for
- Speak English
We have dirty American’s who refuse to learn any other language
- Have a pulse
We quit Left for Dead awhile ago, sorry no zombies. We don’t hate but we do discriminate.
- Have a microphone (that actually works) and the ability to setup, and use Ventrilo without assistance.
- Thick skin.
If you aren’t told to “Fuck Your Couch” or “Kick Rocks” at least once a day you’re doing it wrong.
- Be self-sufficient we are Darwinian
- Know what Darwinian means


Surely our charisma and charm have persuaded you to join us, or at the very least subdued all thoughts of hostility towards us. However, for those who feel you must have a diplomat in your description well than be appeased cookie cutters, be appeased.

Diplomat: Athena Miho

However, if he is unavailable, or when in doubt we reserve the right to respond to your diplomatic position with “Fuck Your Couch”.
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Solo Kills0
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