To Love and Die in Dixie

Stewie Griffin: [playing Banjo and Singing] Heard her on my C.B. said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to Earth.

Hillbilly Band: [singing] Come to Earth.

Stewie Griffin: [singing] But when i went to meet her, boy you should have seen her, twice as big as me, three times the girth.

Hillbilly Band: [singing] Times the Girth.

Stewie Griffin: [singing] Oh my big baby loves to eat.

Hillbilly Band: [singing] Loves to eat.

Stewie Griffin: A big old Budda belly and breasts way past her feet. Oh my big baby loves to e-e-eat, my big old fat-ass baby loves to eat.

[finishes playing]

Stewie Griffin: I've got blisters on me fingers!