There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.

"Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for

You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."