If you are strange or slightly deranged we have a place for you.
If you like flying with frigates using noob weapons we have a place for you
If you kiss your mom while naked while standing in mashed potatos we have a place for you.
If your a number crunching geek who whines if you get killed we have a place for you.
If you just want to live out your perverted desires by talking dirty to carebears we got a place for you.
If you like running around with no weapons and going all over null sec just to prove how big your manhood is we got a place for you.
If your not able to take a joke we have a place for you.
If your a girl who has a bigger ego than most men we have a place for you.
if your a man who lives in japan we have a place for you with girls dressed in school girl outfits... ya freaks.

The Nuke Zap Pirates are open to all and we dont care. 1 share is given to all new members as its not like we cant print more certificates out.