Vogon Poetry Appreciation Society

Vogon Poetry Appreciation Society [SAPV]

CEO: HJSimpson
4 members
Apr 30, 2013(12y)
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Combat
Kills272
Losses49
Efficiency85%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed242.66b
Lost2.07b
ISK Eff.99%
Balance+240.59b
Activity
Solo Kills3
Final Blows27
Points272
Members4
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Bio
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth."

Diplo mail and poems may be sent to: HJSimpson
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