WE BRING YOUR QUALITY TRANSPORTATION NEEDS INTO REALITY.

LOOKING FOR A JOB? MURDER TAXI INC. IS SEEKING QUALIFIED MURDER TAXI DRIVERS TO DON THE FOR HIRE SIGNS AND BE PREPARED TO HELP TRANSPORT REDS TO THE SPAWN QUE AS A CURTESY WHILE PROVIDING TROOP LIFT CAPABILITY TO BLUES.

MURDER TAXI INC. LIBERATING CUSTOMERS FROM THEIR MORTAL EXISTANCE ONE CLONE AT A TIME.

HAVE YOU BEEN GRACED BY OUR SERVICE AND HAVE FAN MAIL? PLEASE SEND IT ALL TO LEOVARIAN LAVITZ.

JACK SAYS HI