Of all the corporations there are out there, this is the one for you. All we seek are people that enjoy the game on a more regular basis and wouldn't mind helping to spread our galactic fame. The fundamentals of the corporation are simple: we fight, we win, we share the wealth. This is the rebirth of Infinite Paralysis Inc. and I would like you to be a part of the prosperous future that I know is in store. ... Donations are not required but would be greatly appreciated. You could've already applied by now.