"Prepare to be boarded!"

"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!"

Pirate corps are like a disease that you can't cure, if that disease gave you pretty much every other diesease known to man, and splashed a little trisonomy 21 in the mix. Luckily, we aren't a regular pirate corp, we are part the handful of really awful ones. Someday, we will fly ships of value, until then, let the shitfit rifter lossmails come in like birds in that movie birds.