Titties and Beer!

Hooray!!!

If you want to see tactical deployments and superior tactics with dancing protodonnas look some other way. We cant do that shit too lazy or too drunk.

Some guidelines for blueberries while teaming up with us in Dust514:

Don't draw fire; it irritates us.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

If you see us running away. We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction

Dust/Eve corp