Taking that list and checking it twice, Getting the drop on those we don't like. Unfortunately, Jolly Old Nick's too lazy to come to your town anymore, so you're stuck with us.

We're antsy and out of booze.

And no, we don't do presents. Stop asking.

Why the attitude? You try having to be happy all the damn time while wearing these pointy-toed shoes, silly tights and taking orders from a fat guy who talks to reindeer!

We do all the damn work, and they still call it Santa's workshop!

And why's it gotta be "small gang" PVP roams?? Always with the short jokes, eh?!

We need a union...

If you're fed up too, looking to make stuff and blow stuff up, drop Casandras a line and we'll chat.