Geordie Freckler.
A Freckler is a kind open honest Eve based persona that is happy to aid all other Eve comrades in the pursuit of none drug based enlightenment. The high that is offered can only be described as a patriotic rush of teddy bear and puppy loving.
However a Geordie is a nasty arsed drunk, who likes nothing more than pissing on your shoes and telling you it is raining. The battle between the two personalities is played out within Geordie Freckler's pop along to play if you would like to hear us scream and howl at the moon.

PS we love everyone, no we dont we hate you all, nope love ya's, hate you grahhhhhhh