Them Dammed Rocks!

We here at Antisocial Miners Inc. hate them asteroids, just floating willy nilly in space with not a care in the whole Universe and much as we hate other people.

We do not care what kind of rock you are, big, small or even giant iceberg wanna be rocks. We exist to exterminate you all.

Have a nasty asteroid belt blocking stellar traffic, or just sitting there being all smug? Our whole belt removal service will have that puppy in a bag in no time, reduced to a fading bad memory...Guaranteed!

Since we are infact Anti-Social for real and indescribrably lazy, on top of that, we are not at this time accepting new members.

So come back when you have become our friend and have soo much isk that ours isn't worth stealing.