What is a Dickable Afternoon?

Well, I'll tell ya.

Remember those good times at home in the 1800s?

Back when you and the neighborhood rowdies would romp around, kicking an old piece of rope. And then mom would call ya inside where you'd all gather at the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old-Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

Well, times have changed, but not for old man Dr. Tran.

Every day, before dawn Dr. Tran harvests his Dickable Vineyards. You see, he's still after that same old level of quality you and I have grown to expect.

The FDA recommends adults over 25 should use 12 heaping teaspoons per meal. Just crack, salt, and lick away the time.

Then finish it off with a glass of Whole Milk.