Hello MeatShields,

Would you like to join our fleets and come defend our shit?

We're always looking for Dumb shmucks who belt-rat and pay for our shit too!

If interested, here are our copy and pasted requirements that any sold spy char can bypass in seconds

minimum drakeblob capable
lvl 5 STFU on comms
lvl 5 run sanctums @ 5% tax rate all day
Teamspeak with a $2 microphone made from tin can and dangling next to your high voltage power lines outside your house, so we can hear the lawnmower from your neighbor instead of you....
also, voice activation with sensitivity OVER 9000!

If this sounds like what you like in eve, please GTFO or convo a member.