Disregard wenches, acquire currency.

Meanwhile, at the Law Offices of EJL:

The Evil Jewish Lawyers are an association of individuals seeking to help each other prosper monetarily, educationally, and aromatically better than we could apart. Our most readily open goal is to grow the wealth of our members. We are seeking options for expansion in high, low, and null sec space where we can compete with and surpass rival organizations after coming to the urgent realization of just how much of New Eden there is left to own.

EJL currently recruits by invitation only.