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Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
[] Can flipped

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system
[Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of
your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for

[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive
plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help
of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main, who's a member of

[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] G Alliance
[] Imperium
[] Electus Matari
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] *****your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog

[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.



I sincerely hope you all

[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very
traumatizing.


As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] **** off and die.
[] You're all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon.

Yours,

[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses


[insert victim name]