No, really, that's not how it is, honest, it's just that the secretary is fucking useless at grammar. Robin (that's me) - I'm illegitimate see - the old man would shag anything that moved, as long as it was already wet. So this is Robin the Bastard's corp. So much grief for want of one stupid apostrophe! Abso-feckin-lootly nothing to do with taking anything that is rightfully yours.

Anyway, none of us has a fucking clue about piracy and we are all pretty useless at all of this shit.

Can we be your friends....?