WE ARE THE BATTLE WABBITS. BATTLE WABBITS ARE ALLWAYS INTOXICATED AND WILL FUCK U UP IF U GET TOO CLOSE. THREAT LEVEL (EXTREME)

BATTLE WABBITS ARE CRAZY PIRATES AND WILL SHOOT ANYONE WHO IS NOT BLUE. WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE WHO IS NOT A BATTLE WABBIT.

THE ONLY THING THAT WILL CALM US DOWN IS CAWWOTS. U GOT NO CAWWOTS U BETTER FUCKING JOG ON OR GET PWNED!!

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