''Lately, I was salvaging a large minmatar wreck, but all cycles failed.. I didn't give up and kept trying, untill the pilot convo'd me to say it wasn't funny anymore''

“Sir, we're surrounded!”
“Excellent. We can attack in any direction!”

1 If it moves, shoot it.
2 If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3 When in doubt -- empty your magazine!!
4 Overkill works.
5 Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
6 Never draw fire -- it irritates everyone around you.
7 Teamwork is essential -- it gives the edge
8 Never kill Grim Jow

At the last moments of the near-death experience, many will see a bright light. This light somehow has an personal attribute of being.


Low Tax mission an mining corp