Baldrick: I've been thinking of bettering myself.

Blackadder: Oh, really? How?

Baldrick: I applied for the job of village idiot of Kensington.

Blackadder: Ahh. Get anywhere?

Baldrick: I got down to the last two, but I failed the final interview.

Blackadder: What went wrong?

Baldrick: I turned up. The other bloke was such an idiot he forgot to.