Greetings to you. This is a recorded announcement as I am afraid we are all out at the moment. The commercial council of Pernilla Productions thanks you for your esteemed visit, but regrets that the entire corporation is temporary closed for business. Thank you.
If you would like to leave your name and the region you may be located, kindly message or convo Pernilla when you hear the tone...(BEEP)
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We would like to assure you that as soon as our business has resumed, announcements will be made in all fashionable magazines and colour supplements where our clients will be able to select from all its best contemporary use. Meanwhile we thank our clients for their kind interest, and would ask them to leave, now.
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It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our corporation continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all our most enthusiastic clients. The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail.
We look forward to your custom in future clones. Thank you.