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I bought a new car recently
Just the other week
But it disappeared off my driveway
What a bloody cheek

You won't see that again
Sorry my old chap
The Pikey's gone and nicked it
And sold it off for scrap

I bought a big old motorbike
Leather seats and chrome
But it disappeared off my driveway
Right outside my home

You won't see that again
Sorry my old chap
The Pikey's gone and nicked it
And sold it off for scrap

PIKEY POWAH!